Buzz

Today the vibrator arrived at Spoonfed HQ – my place of work. An anonymous package that was delivered straight to my desk with a hand-written note: ‘Because everyone knows you love a massive cock’. All of my girlfriends laughed and then asked who it was from. My male friends laughed and said they wish they’d thought of it. My boyfriend is ‘worried’. I’m amused, perplexed, secretly flattered and now slightly worried also.